I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize