So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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