Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
