If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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