How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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