either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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