You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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