There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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