Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the day after is always just damage control
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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