I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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