Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize