dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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