Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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