How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I have aggressive nipples.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
