So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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