but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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