ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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