i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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