There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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