I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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