love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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