Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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