if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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