Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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