one two three fourrrrnication!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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