oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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