I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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