she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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