I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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