Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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