i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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