Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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