So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
