When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
