I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize