new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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