puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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