just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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Wipe that smile off your face.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
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