I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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