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• (516): View more from New York

  Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.

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• (530): View more from California

  Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is being in jail an excusable absence?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.

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