One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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