My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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