Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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