But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
