I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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