windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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