Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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