You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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