I wanna passion pit in your ass
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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