Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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