Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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