I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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