I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
id be glad to
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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