Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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