I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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